September 14, 2005

Procrastination is Going Well

I am doing a great job at avoiding working on my resume. I've done nearly zilch work on it. I've found a resume form place and added a few things, like my name, age, etc. but that is about as far as I got. I just can't seem to write it! I come up to the computer like a dutiful woman, and ARGGGGGGGHHHH....

I don't know. I'm despondent really. Whatever I put down will sound more like the movie version, which is what is wanted, then Rachel Ann.

What have I done? Really? That will get me somewhere without bus fare?

I have a hard time selling myself. I have a hard time entering all those nifty little resume phrases that are really like a good breast job. Everyone knows their fake but they go on pretending anyway.

The place I went to the other day gave me a bit of advice on how to write a resume, sent me some links to which I might apply for jobs, and the recommened
1)I wear black and white
2) get a brimmed black hat
3)wear flats (which I do anyway)

And then she told me the name of a street where there were a lot of job agencies.

I'm not looking for this big deal job, just one that will help with the bills I want to do something Rachel Ann not, not this fake woman who wears a black hat and smiles in a sophisticated manner.

I'm not coporate material!!!!

Okay. Next Sunday, I'm setting a time, and a date and writing the @$%#@ thing and sending it to wherever and hope whoever hires me likes me and not the paper version.

Posted by Rachel Ann at September 14, 2005 06:31 PM | TrackBack

I've been reading your blog for a while and I always enjoy it. I'd be happy to help with a resume if you want help.

Posted by: Becka at September 15, 2005 06:19 PM

The key is pretend you're someone else writing your resume. Your name is Gloria, and your job is to craft a resume for Rachel Ann.

Now go! :)

Posted by: Jen at September 15, 2005 09:51 PM
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