February 13, 2005

Announcing my New Profession

I finally found what I am more than good at, what I am in fact superb at, and I cannot allow this opportunity pass. We need the money, and I've the talent so.....

Rachel Ann's Professional Worry Service is officially opening its doors.

I can worry for you, if the price is right, about anything.
Gettting a job, keeping a job, finding the right job/house/man/woman.
Whether it is just a cold.
Why the sky is blue.
You name it, I'll worry it!

I'll worry while eating, while walking to work, while soaking in the bathtub.
I'll wake up in the middle of the night and obsess over anything you want me to.

I will turn each molehill into a mountain, each minor crisis into one of international magnitude, all so you don't have to.

I am that good.

No worry is too large or too small. My head can fit it all. I can worry about innumerable things simultaneously and never mix them up.

Do not worry, all your worries are safe with me.

Please send check or moeny order to:
Rachel Ann

and then have a good nights sleep.

Posted by Rachel Ann at February 13, 2005 09:22 PM

You know, people might actually pay for a service like this. Think of the value of opening up all that time and energy.

Posted by: Linda at February 14, 2005 11:48 AM

Pleased to meet you. I'm known as the "problem solver." I can solve any problems but my own.

Posted by: muse at February 14, 2005 06:39 PM

I love you! I can so relate. Worry is a huge burner of needed energy, and like you I have refined it to a fine art... so I will become the USA branch of this international service hmmmm. Now I will worry if you will let me lol

Posted by: Hokulea at February 15, 2005 08:17 AM

Can I become a partner, pls pls pls ??? I have the energy, and the time AND the inclination. not to mention loads of experience ! And I certainly need the money...so what dya think, shall I send in my C.V ;-)) i PROMISE i won't let you down ! lol !

Posted by: Pincushion at February 15, 2005 04:34 PM

What a wonderful idea! I will send you a check and a detailed list of things to worry about. :)

Posted by: Maj at March 4, 2005 06:23 PM
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