I told my son, the Wit, of my latest plan to become rich and famous. First, he needed to become rich and famous.
This shouldn't be too difficult. He is smart and funny and good looking. And is just a matter of time.
Then, once he is a celebrity, I would sell all his deepest darkest secrets to the mass media; whoever pays me the most!
So he informed me I am not privy to his deepest darkest secrets. HMPH!!!!
Besides he doesn't want to be rich and famous. Okay, he wants to be rich, but not famous. Double hmph.
Talk about lack of filial duty.
Kids these days....
Posted by Rachel Ann at September 19, 2006 06:18 AM | TrackBack