February 24, 2005

Who the Hell Do You Think You Bloggers Are?

Jim answered Franks questions, and I thought maybe so should I. Maybe so should you. I don't know; I just post here.

(BTW this is the origin of the questions. From IMAO)

The mainstream media is pretty convinced we bloggers are an unruly, vicious sort. Why, as spacemonkey pointed out, even Ted Rall is questioning whether we're informed enough to have opinions of our own. And, when a piss-poor cartoonist is questioning your qualification to have opinions on political matters, you know you're in trouble.

1. Who the hell do you think you are?
I thought I was Rachel Ann, mom to five, Orthodox Jew, married 25 years to the only man who would tolerate me for more than a week. Am I wrong?

2. So, other than blogging, what's your job? Do you work at some fast food joint, dumbass?
I'm actually an alien here to take over the world. But thats a secret. I'm a teacher of Enlgish on the Yishuv/

3. Do you have like any experience in journalism, idiot?
I'm a mild mannered reporter...oh wait, that was Superman. I sometimes mix these things up.

4. Do you even read newspapers?
Yeah. Sometimes. Don't you?

5. Do you watch any other news than FOX News propaganda, you ignorant fool?
Don't tell anyone, but sometimes CNN.

6. I bet you're some moron talk radio listener too, huh?
Well, sometimes.

7. So, do you get a fax from the GOP each day for what to say, you @#$% Republican parrot?
No. From my leader. S/he is telling me what to say right now. (It really is s/he on my planet.)

8. Why do you and your blogger friends want to silence and fire everyone who disagrees with you, fascist?
I want to rule t he world? Why else?

9. Are you completely ignorant of other countries, or do you actually own a passport?
Hey, I"m a citizen of TWO countries.

10. Have you even been to another country, you dumb hick?
Um, yep.

11. If you're so keen on the war, why haven't you signed up, chickenhawk?
It's not my fault I'm 47. I tried to stay young forever.

12. Do you have any idea of the horrors of war? Have you ever reached into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face?

13. Have you ever reached into any pile of goo?
Not with my bare hands!

14. Once again, who the hell do you think you are?!
Do you have a reading comprehension problem? Besides, I never answer more than 13 questions. 13 is my lucky number.

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Posted by Rachel Ann at February 24, 2005 01:23 PM

How do you resolve your answer to the question of the pile of goo with your post on text messaging? :-)

Posted by: David Gerstman at February 24, 2005 02:52 PM


Nice work :-)

Posted by: Sally at February 24, 2005 04:07 PM

Best response to stupidity, take the piss out of it. Very good.

Posted by: Ligneus at February 25, 2005 04:08 AM

LOL ! that was bull's eye ! very smart :)

Posted by: Pincushion at February 27, 2005 08:48 AM
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