My dh just came downstairs with a bit of cardboard in his hand.
"You have to read this!" he said. It was the packaging to the new nightlight for the Monkey.
Here it is in full, exactly as written. Enjoy! (someone had fun with a dictionary.)
OBSCURITY NIGHT LIGHT
WITH SLINKY. SMALL AND EXQUISITE S HAPE. WITH ADVANCED OIRCUN AND RAW MATERIAL OBSUCRITY NIGHT LIGHT SERIES IS SAFE AND POWER SAVING UNDER 110V/60Hz 220V/50Hz YOU MAY HAVE SIX KINDS OF COLOURS OF CHOICES WHITE,RED,YELLOW,BLUE,GREEN,PURPLE, WHITE LIGHT IS STRONG, WHICH IS SUITABLE TO STANS, CAHNNELS AND TOLLER YELLOW LIGHT PINK LIGHT AND BLUE LIGHT ARE SUITABLE TO BEDROOM AND LIVING ROOM, WHICH IS NOT GLARING WHILE YOU WHAT TV OR SLEEP. BLUE LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT, RED LIDGHT, YELLOW LIGHT AND PURPLE LIGHT COULD ALSO BE USED IN KARA OK ROOM. FISH JAR AND DECORATION CLOSED. THE NIGHT SERIES COULD MAKE YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE.
Hmmm. anyone try and do a Jumping Frog contest take off (Mark Twain translated his story into French and then back into English. Keep a second pair of underwear handy) and switch this back into Japanese? (where I assume the light came from. It hasn't a country written on it.)
ROFLMFAO! My friend Lawruh and I were just talking about this today!
Reading instructions translated into English by (Peter)principled linguists...?
Well, at least you can usually decifer the gyst of it. But, that one's hysterical.