August 07, 2004


The room is starting to spin about; I'm coming down with something no doubt,
so as not to leave the day broke, I'm leaving you this joke.

I heard it during a Shabbat shiur (lesson) so you know it's clean.

A group of scientists came to G-d and said; "G-d, we don't need you anymore. We now know how to create life."
"Ok" G-d said "How?"
"Well, it's easy. See we just take some dirt and form it into a human like shape, and then we breathe life into it."
"Ok" G-d told them "Go ahead."
So the scientist started to gather together some dust and G-d said:

"Uh, uh. Go create your own dirt!"

Okay, it was funnier when my friend told it.

Hope my head stops spinning by tomorrow.

have a goodday and goodnight.

Posted by Rachel Ann at August 7, 2004 07:19 PM

Hope you're feeling better soon!

Posted by: Jim at August 7, 2004 07:30 PM

I liked it! And stay off your feet for a while!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 7, 2004 10:54 PM

First of all was this told to you in English or Hebrew? Even though I don't speak Hebrew that well, I always found that a joke told to me in Hebrew was just funnier before it was translated. I am not sure why this is true!
It was a good joke,though.

Posted by: Robin P at August 8, 2004 01:07 PM